The brand new sexy questionnaire

Monday, May 27, 2013 at 9:15 AM

mmm hi xx

I thought I'd bump this back up to the top, since I'm planning to dive back into the blog and write some more lovely smut - it's been far too quiet in here for too long, for which I can only apologise.

Whilst you're awaiting my proper return, if you've never filled this in before (or even if you have and fancy giving it another go) I'd love you to give this a try. I genuinely love hearing from you, and these questionnaires are my absolute favourite thing to receive, as they're frequently intensely hot (as you'll discover if you fill it in).

If you're wanting to read a story instead, just delve into the menu at the left and have fun :)

The questionnaire asks a lot of very intimate, mostly sexual questions. You'll discover that the questions get much more filthy (and much more fun) the further you get. As well as giving me a guide to the kinds of things you enjoy in here, the questionnaire is also meant to turn you on (and it obviously turns me on too to read it).

Ideally, it's also designed to make you come gorgeously.

So you're probably going to need a little quiet time alone with this, when you know you're not going to be disturbed, as it gets rather filthy towards the end ;)

My preference would be for you to cut and paste the questionnaire into an email and answer the questions for me privately, so that you feel you can say anything you want to me, and so that I can reply to you privately too. Obviously any emails sent to me will be treated in the strictest confidence, as always.

This is meant to be fun for you, so the questions are all optional. Please ignore questions you don’t want to answer or that you feel shy about, I really don’t mind at all. Feel free to skip any you aren't comfortable with, and have fun with those that you do like ;)

Send your questionnaires to me at: dirtyboy1uk@gmail.com If you'd like a personal response, please don't forget to let me know.

Oh, and if you haven't had a response to a previous questionnaire you've sent, please let me know and I'll get right to it - sometimes I enjoy them so much (frequently all the way to delightful orgasm) that I can be a little too sated and throbbing to respond coherently ;)

Thank you xxx - and here we go... have fun ;)


Getting to know you
1. An easy one to start with - what’s your name? (just something I can call you when I reply to you). It can be completely made up, whatever name you want to use - real names aren't required here, of course).


2. Tell me something about yourself (I'm always curious). Most readers tend to give me a general description of what they look like, their age, their nationality, things like that, with maybe a couple of things they like to do - though as little or as much as you're comfortable telling me would be lovely. Basically – how would you describe yourself?


3. Do you have a blog of your own or Twitter account? I'd love to read your own writing, if you think you'd enjoy me reading your words. Obviously, like the rest of this questionnaire, the link would remain confidential.  


How you found me
4. Can you remember how you found my blog? Perhaps it was a link from somewhere else, or maybe you were googling for something naughty (such a bad girl), or perhaps you found me in Twitter, or maybe a recommendation from a friend. I'd love to know.


5. Were you particularly looking for erotica, or was finding me a happy accident?  


Reading habits
6. Are you a new reader, or have you been reading me for a while? If for a while, how long?


7. How often do you drop by to read my blog? Is it a regular thing, or do you just dip in now and again when you're feeling frisky and horny and need to come?


8. Have you read pretty much everything in the blog, or are you still working your way through the archives?  


Comments
9. Do you ever leave comments? (I love comments!)


10. If not, is there a reason why you prefer not to? (Not that I can blame you, I hardly ever comment myself).


11. If you do leave comments, does it turn you on to leave them?


12. Do you check back to read my replies to you?


13. Do you enjoy reading comments from other readers?


14. Do you ever get turned on reading the other comments, perhaps when it's clear that they were touching themselves as they wrote, or is that just me? ;)  


Sharing me
15. Have you ever told anyone else about my blog, or do you prefer to keep me to yourself as your naughty little secret?


16. Do you think there's anyone you would ever tell about me, to share the pleasure?


17. If you have told someone else, what was their reaction?


18. Did it turn you on to tell them about me? I hope so ;)


19. And have you looked at my blog together with them, at the same time?


20. If not, do you think it would excite you to read my blog with a friend?  


What you love to read
21. What are your current favourites of the things you've read? What’s really turned you on in there lately? More than one, if you like :)


22. Why do you particularly like those stories? What is it that excites or arouses you about them?


23. Was there something about those stories that really worked for you, that got you intensely turned on?


24. Was there any particular phrase or words that especially did it for you, that took you over the edge and made you come?  


Touching yourself
25. Do you ever masturbate when you read my blog? I hope so ;)


26. If you answered ‘yes’ to question 25 (and most do), what was the last story that inspired you to masturbate?


27. When did you read that story?


28. Did you take yourself all the way to orgasm?


29. If you did reach delightful orgasm, can you remember which part of it made you come? I'd love to know.


30. Have I often made you come, or am I just an occasional pleasure?


31. Is there a story on the blog that will guarantee an orgasm for you every time you read it?


32. What is it about that story that always makes you come so delightfully?


33. Is there anything you’d really love me to write more about - something that really works for you, and would turn you on intensely?  


Where you like to read
34. Where would you normally read my blog? In bed? At your desk? On the sofa? In the office? Somewhere else...?


35. And are you there right now (in your bed, at your desk, wherever), or are you sneakily typing the replies to this in a coffee house or on a train somewhere? (It wouldn't be the first time!)


36. And how are you dressed right now? (I’m shallow, I know, I can‘t help it)


37. Do you tend to masturbate there as you read, perhaps all the way to orgasm, or do you prefer to maybe dip in a little, get yourself hot, and then slip into bed to fantasise about what you've read?  


Reading in public
38. Have you ever read my blog in public - maybe on a train, in a park, or in a cafe etc? If so, tell me a little about it, I'm curious...


39. If you answered yes to the above, did you discreetly touch yourself?


40. And did it arouse you to read where you knew you might be seen?


41. And were you able to come?


42. Has reading my blog ever caused you to masturbate somewhere where you might be discovered (eg at work, in the rest room, at your desk etc)?  


Enjoying me with another
43. Have you ever read my blog in the company of someone else (maybe your husband, or a lover, or with friends - or perhaps whilst IM-ing or on skype with someone)?


44. If you have, was it erotic for you having someone else there, or were you mostly giggling and blushing?


45. And were they aware that you were reading erotica, or was it your own secret?


46. And were you able to come (and did they know that you came)?


47. Related to the above, have you ever masturbated with someone else whilst you both enjoyed my blog?


48. If so, was it enjoyable and something you'd do again, or do you prefer me to be a private pleasure of your own?


49. And did you both come?  


Trying something new
50. Has reading my blog inspired you to try something sexually that you've never done before?


51. If so, did you enjoy it? (I hope so!)  


The Sophie stories
52. Have you tried the Sophie stories? Do they excite you?


53. If you have been enjoying them, which of them aroused you the most intensely?


54. Is there anything you'd really love to see Sophie do, something which would really turn you on?  


The steampunk stories
55. Have you enjoyed the recent steampunk series (The Party, The Voyeur and The Dream Pills)?


56. Are you interested in reading the finished ebook once it's published?  


Taking you as I please
57. Do the rough sex stories excite you? (These seem very popular with most of my readers, and I obviously love writing them).


58. Do you like to be taken that way? Does the idea of rough, dominant sex excite you?


59. Does it excite you thinking of being tied up or held down whilst I’m fucking you hard?


60. Would you consider yourself to be submissive, or do you just love the idea of being used delightfully?


61. Does the idea of being helpless turn you on, submitting to my desires?


62. Does it arouse you to imagine me taking you as I please, treating you as my dirty little slut?


63. And do those words turn you on? Does it excite you when I call you my bad little girl, my slut?


64. Is it arousing you now, thinking about it?


65. Are there words that really work for you, things that would make you dripping wet if I said them to you as I fucked you?


66. Do you like to be spanked?


67. Would you happily bend over for me, tug down your panties, and accept a delightful spanking?


68. And would you submit to me, if I treated you that way? Would you let me take you any way I pleased?


69. Is the thought of it making you wet, right now?


70. If you are wet, please feel free to touch yourself a little, I want this questionnaire to excite you. But don't come yet, we'll get to that soon ;) Are you feeling good?  


Outdoor sex
70. Have you ever had sex outdoors? If you have, I'd love to know more...


71. If yes, would you do it again?


72. Did it excite you, knowing you might be seen?


73. What sort of place outdoors would be perfect for sex?


74. Do you ever fantasise about outdoor sex, perhaps knowing you might be discovered?


75. Have you ever masturbated outdoors, perhaps in a park, or when out on a walk?


76. If so, were you able to come?  


Playing with other girls
77. Do the girl-girl fantasies that I write excite you?


78. Do you ever fantasise about being touched by another girl?


79. Have you ever had a sexual experience with another girl? If so, I'd love to know what happened, tell me more about it...  


Group sex
80. Have you ever had any group sex experiences? Perhaps a threesome, or an experience with another couple? I'd love you to tell me more about it if you have...


81. Does the idea of group sex excite you?


82. Would your preference be you and two other guys, or you with a guy and another girl? Or both?


83. Have you ever considered having another couple with you to make up a foursome?  


Exhibitionism and voyeurism
84. Do you like to watch other people having sex, either in porn or in real life?


85. Have you ever watched or listened to anyone fuck in real life (perhaps something arranged, or just through a hotel wall)?


86. If so, did it make you come?


87. If you were able to watch me, would you enjoy seeing me fuck another girl, or would you prefer that you had me to yourself? Or both?


88. Have you ever posed naked whilst a friend or lover photographed you? If so, I'd love to know more...


89. If you have, did it excite you to do so, or did you feel self-conscious?


90. How far did you allow it to go? Did you masturbate for them?


91. And did you come for them?


92. Have you ever taken photographs of yourself naked, just for the pleasure of it or for a lover?


93. If you have, did it excite you?  


Masturbation
94. Does it arouse you to know that I masturbate as I write?


95. Do you ever imagine me masturbating as I write the blog?


96. Have you ever read any of my masturbation posts, watching me come for you?


97. And if you have, did it excite you to watch me?


98. Did you come with me?


99. And if you discovered me like that, masturbating delightfully, would you want to watch me come, or would you want me to stop touching myself and fuck you deliciously?


100. Have you ever masturbated for someone else as they watched you?


101. Would it excite you if I was to watch you masturbate?


102. Would you come for me?


103. Would you want me to touch myself as I watched you?


104. Do you use a toy to masturbate with, or do you prefer to use your fingers?


105. If you use a toy, do you have a favourite that you like to use?


106. Have you ever made up your own sexual fantasies about being with me? If you have, tell me a little about it.


107. If you're brave enough, tell me how you like to masturbate when you're reading my words - I'd love to know how you make yourself come, describe it for me...  


Getting playful
108. Is filling in this questionnaire turning you on?


109. Are you wet?


110. If the answer to the above is yes, are you touching yourself right now?


111. Are you going to need to come soon?


112. If so, then go with it a little, enjoy it, I want you to touch yourself, it's why you read my words, it's why you're here. Slip your fingers down between your thighs, I want that. I want to watch you, it excites me intensely… does it arouse you, knowing I'm watching you right now...?


113. Tell me what you're doing right now, so that I can picture you... tell me how you're dressed, how you're sat, what you're doing with your fingers...


114. Does it feel good


115. Keep the rhythm slow, I don't want you to come yet. What do you need right now? How would you want me to touch you?


116. I'm masturbating as I watch you... does it excite you to think of me that way...?


117. Don’t come yet, keep holding it back... increase the rhythm a little... I’m watching you… tell me what you're doing... don't worry about typos, I'd guess it's getting harder to type... tell me what you're doing right now...


118. Are you alone?


119. Are you likely to be discovered?


120. If you are alone, take off your panties for me, right now... I want you to be able to touch yourself properly...


121. Don't stop touching yourself... are you getting close...?


122. Try to hold it back a little longer... it'll feel better if you hold it back... tell me what you're doing right now...


123. God I love watching you... tell me how wet you are...


124. Push your fingers inside... do it for me right now... imagine it's my cock inside you... does it feel good...?


125. Fuck yourself slowly with your fingers... show me what a bad girl you are... tell me how many fingers your using...


126. Do you want my cock in your cunt? Is that what you need? Tell me...


127. Tell me just what a bad girl you are...


128. Don't you dare come... hold it back... hold back that orgasm... are you feeling good?


129. Tell me what you'd want me to do to you if I was there with you now - if I was naked, and erect, and masturbating right there next to you - just as I am right now as I write this... how would you want me to touch you...?


130. Tell me how you'd want me to fuck you. Tell me what you need, right now.


131. Would you want me to take you roughly? Would you want it good and hard?


132. Would you submit to me willingly right now?


133. And if I was fucking you, just like that... tell me how you'd want me to make you come.


134. And when I came... right there with you... where would you want me to cum...? In your mouth...? In your cunt...? Or would you want me to cum all over you...? Tell me what you'd want...


135. Does it excite you, thinking of me cumming like that?


136. Would you want to see me come? My cum spurting from my cock, pouring in hot wet spurts all over you?


137. Don't stop masturbating for me, I want it to feel really good... take yourself as close as you can to orgasm, but don't come yet... tell me what you're doing... try to keep writing for me...


138. Do you want me to fuck you? Is that what you want? Is that what you need?


139. Do you want me to make you come, bad little girl?


140. God… such a delightfully dirty girl... I love watching you… I need to come with you... are you ready to come...? Do you need to come...? Tell me...

141. Do you want me to cum with you? Do you want my hot cum all over you?


142. Then don't hold it back... come for me... right now... I'm watching you... fucking come for me... come all over my cock... ohhh god come for me...


143. mmmmm god... that's what I wanted... such a good girl... feeling better...?


144. Do you want a reply from me? I'd love to reply, obviously ;)


145. mmm and thank you... I'm very much looking forward to reading your replies... don't edit this, send it as it is, typos and all... I like the typos ;)


and thankyou ;) I'll write back to you x

roger xxx

17 Comments:

I'm working on it, you bad, bad boy.

I'm delighted to hear it - I hope you're having fun with it ;)

It's taking so long! I am working on it but I keep getting distracted.

It's taking so long! I am working on it but I keep getting distracted.

That must be quite some detail you're adding in there ;)

I'm vacillating on some answers between what really excites me and what might send you running for the hills, Roger.

;p

When are you going to jump back into this blog and make it your bitch?

Oh, that was coarse, sorry. I get carried away.

I hope you received my Questionaire answers I emailed to you last week.

Roger, you've been such a dirty boy. You haven't said a thing about the questionnaire I sent you weeks ago. I think you should be reprimanded in a method you are all too familiar with.

Bend over. Over. . .

Head down, dirtyboy.

Pull those revealing Lycra shorts down to your ankles. . . Mmmm, such a nice ass you've got there, Roger. No wonder you're such a bad, bad boy. Are you sorry for neglecting me?

**SPANK**

You couldn't feel that?

**SPANK** **SPANK**

Harder? My god man, that one set my skull rattling.

**SPANK**. **SPANK** **SPANK**

Okay, dirtyboy, this is just ridiculous, you have no sense of pain or shame.

**SPANK**

Sigh. . . I tried, but you are an irredeemably dirty fellow.

I've been really bad, Roger. My husband doesn't know what to do with me. He needs to learn the secret of a well-timed **SPANK** to try and change my ways.

I'm troubled that you haven't posted anything that was actually your own writing since 2011. Everything since then has either been advertisements for your book or requests for others to produce content for you.

I love your writing; I find it powerfully erotic and I'd love to see more. But it's insulting to the audience that's given you the opportunity to publish to immediately cease producing content on your blog after you publish.

I'd happily answer your questionnaire if I could hope for a content update in the near future. It's no one's job but yours to provide content for your blog.

I kinda agree with Rivaine on this one. I love reading through your content, a little too much actually ;), but it would be nice if you updated a little more. I don't find it insulting at all, but new content to read and have a little fun with would be...mmm...quite nice...I would love to have some new reading material...your words get me so turned on...and so wet...

I'm not actually writing smut at the moment, I'm deep into three other ongoing writing projects which are taking up all my time - it's frustrating for me too, but it is strictly temporary - I do have a completed erotic steampunk novel that I'm thinking about posting in chapters and then turning into an ebook, though of course it's not the more personal writing some of my readers prefer :)

Mostly though, I want to get back to writing Sophie and the other, smuttier diversions - and I will x

In the meantime, I'm still answering emails and picking up comments when I see them, so I'm lurking quietly ;)

rog xx

Roger. You never responded to my questionnaire. *pout*

Heather

I shall do that this weekend ;) xx

Hm... It's become very quiet around here :(

I know, I really need to leap back in - I should be able to start writing lovely smut in here from December - I do promise this isn't abandoned, still temporarily resting, and I do answer emails :) xx

Roger, you didn't respond to my questionnaire either. **SPANK**

Then I shall find it and deal with it promptly ;) xx

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